Logic can’t be denied.
…and by logic I mean religion, because religion=logic in today’s government.
(Source: pita-ayuso)
Urban Outfitters is selling Mitt Romney t-shirts. In case you needed another reason to never go there. Ever.
THE FUCK
Fuck you Romney is the shit! or should I say Mitt is the shit lulllllllllzzz
(Source: harharhar)
[step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing
[step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length
[step 3] move in for the kill
(Source: conversationparade, via samelpan)